Zach awry in Japan

27 August 2008 Bolt of the day

OK, we’ve had enough pictures of cute kids around here for a while. I know you all really come here for closeups of rusty bolts.

Not exactly beautiful, but it had a high haeccity quotient that I enjoy. And, since I endured the looks of all the Japanese people waiting for the same train wondering what the hell the big gaijin was taking a picture of, I feel justified in posting it here.



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26 August 2008 Angelic

This is a photo of Genbo (and my old home-stay sister) taken on a cell-phone. He was 10 months old then, and perhaps the reason he looks so angelic is that the photo was taken in a church. With all the thousands of photos I have of Genbo taken with the best cameras and lenses, this one is perhaps my favorite.

He was angelic then, is devilish and just as lovable now at four, and someday he’ll settle into just plain old human….



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25 August 2008 Olympic observations

So the Olympics are over. I am definitely not a big sports watcher, but the Olympics generally make for good background viewing when doing dishes, etc. A couple observations:

  1. The Russian track and field women are hot! Apparently Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova are only the tip of the Slavic athletic beauty iceberg. Who knew? Pity about the whole Georgia thing.
  2. Synchronized swimming and rhythmic gymnastics are abominations before man and god, the public or private practice of which should be punishable by law.
  3. Call me a cosmopolitan liberal elitist, but people who get all hot and bothered about whether someone wins a sport merely because the athlete hails from the same country as themselves deserve to be classified taxonomically somewhere under the baboon.


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20 August 2008 Faces of the Day


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20 August 2008 What happens when mommy brings home her new pediatric stethoscope
Zoe thought being stethoscoped was the funnest thing ever.

Doubled over in laughter while Genbo looks on gleefuly
Genbo listens to Zoe’s heartbeat, and hears how it goes faster than his own (and much faster than mine or Maki’s)
Perfectly happy to be a medical guinea pig


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16 August 2008 “Happy O-Bon!”

We’re up at Maki’s parents’ house in the country for o-bon, which is almost the Japanese equivalent of Thanksgiving. People make a point of going back to the ancestral seat to spend time with family, only for o-bon it’s because that’s when the dead relatives come back to visit too, and you gotta be there to say ‘hi’ or else when you’re dead no one’s gonna bother to wash your grave and light the incense every year, and guess how sorry you’ll be then.

Other than that, it’s exactly like Thanksgiving.

I made a point of packing my camera bag chock full of a bunch of stuff I wanted to use, but of course forgot to actually bring it to the car. Hence I’m stuck with my iPhone. (I used the word “cell phone” in a conversation with Genbo the other day, and he wanted me to explain what that was. When I got done, he said, “You mean iiiiii-Phone?”

The neighborhood priest comes to say a few prayers for various and sundry dead family members. Zoe isn’t quite so impressed with the gravity of the occasion, but no one seems to think she’s disturbing things.



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13 August 2008 Our Personal Fountain
Genbo has spent an awful lot of time in the water this summer. He’s shaping up to be quite a water-lover. First it was the vinyl pool on our balcony (which I’ll post pictures of later), then it escalated to the condo fountain (pictured below), and finally to the neighborhood community pool near us (again, pictures to come). He won’t even come out of the bath, he loves splashing and playing around in it so much.

Zoe, too, in just the past few weeks, has undergone a veritable phase change from a passive blob of baby-dom to an active toddler who feels quite at home playing with her brother and his friends (regardless of whether they might want her to).

Here are some shots of Genbo playing with Nao, his best friend in the building, while Zoe gamely participates.

Zoe has a thing for shoes, a predilection I hope doesn’t end up costing me money
Nao’s mom and little brother Asaki
Zoe doesn’t mind being wet one bit
I like how her face isn’t in focus here, but the water droplets are
What a smile…
Genbo and Nao
Grrr…..
Little Asaki. He’s so square and solidly built we call him Oyabun, which means “Yakuza boss”

They are building a new condo in the lot behind ours. The developers lied to everyone in our building, of course, saying that it would be a retail space of only a few storeys, but it’s a condo just as tall as ours (15 storeys). They just didn’t lie on paper, and the wheels of Japanese justice turn excruciatingly slowly, so it’s not worth it trying to do anything about it.

Someone is having a very different kind of day

Pictures of Genbo in the same fountain last year are here.



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13 August 2008 Birthday Number Four!
Today we celebrated Genbo’s birthday. It was actually yesterday, but his mom couldn’t make it home until late, so the cake was today. Yesterday he did get his presents, all of which involved either trains (trains, and more trains), bulldozers, dinosaurs, or pandas. You gotta love having a four year old son…

The cake cometh

We tried to explain the concept of making a wish, but soon gave up.

Blowing the candles

Zoe had a good time, too.

“All aboard!!”
“Who’s that cutey in the window?”
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13 August 2008 Sunset clouds

Really the only thing I like about summer more than any other season is the clouds. Summer brings magnificent clouds just about anywhere. Since I was already taking photos from my balcony for the previous post, I had my camera handy to take these at sunset today.

I’ve written about that boat before here
A fine example of cumulonimbostrato…something
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Lens: 70-200/2.8, Nature


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13 August 2008 The Unveiling
Ever since we moved into our “mansion” (as they call condos in Japan) they have been repairing one of the main buildings of Mii-dera, a major temple nearby. We could see the big steel superstructure they built to protect it during restoration, and now it’s in the process of coming off. I’ve been wondering how much of the temple we were going to be able to see from our balcony, and unfortunately it’s not as much as I’d hoped…

About what it looks like from our balcony
Closer up
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10 August 2008 Second year of fireworks

This past Friday was a huge fireworks festival held every year on the lake we can see from our balcony. As with last year we invited a bunch of people, only this time I decided to check out my cooking prowess by making everything by hand instead of buying stuff at Cosco. Of course, we ended up with way too much food. I invited about 20, cooked for 30, and 12 came. And, some people brought their own dishes as well. Still, somehow everything got eaten, but only because I wasn’t above making people go home with souvenirs of about a quart of pasta sauce.

Six quarts of pasta sauce. The first time I’ve ever maxed out the “Cauldron,” as I call my huge cast iron monster
I also used the Cauldron for making a huge loaf of bread. Yummy….
Two purple cabbages, three bell peppers, an onion, and a head of garlic before being cooked with red wine vinegar and sake on very low heat for about 90 minutes. I love the colors.

I also cooked enough potato salad (recipe taught me by my Japanese mother-in-law) for an entire army regiment, but I didn’t bother shooting that.

Maki and Zoe getting ready for the fireworks

If you’ve read through this post in the hopes of seeing pretty pictures of fireworks, I’m sorry to disappoint. Right at the end of an entire day of cooking I grabbed a steel pot lid, having forgotten that it had been in the oven for the past hour. And, I didn’t just graze the thing, I grabbed it hard to pick it up. I think Genbo learned about five new words in the ensuing pain-induced swear-fest. So, I had one hand permanently encased in ice for the remainder of the night, and wasn’t able to take pictures. I refer you to last year’s post instead.





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28 July 2008 Open Letter

Dear Old Friend,

Thank you so much for your invitation to join Social Networking Site X (SNSX). I am touched that, although we haven’t spoken or written in years, you have refrained from erasing my email address and thereby extended this digital hand of friendship to me along with likely hundreds of others. (Tell them I said hi, by the way.)

I recognize that the invitation to join you at SNSX represents a delightful optimism on your part, a hope that the nonzero probability that that you and I might wish to resume our relationship at some time in the future might be sustained and even nurtured by the beneficent hand of SNSX.

Alas, I must decline your invitation. Do not take it personally.

In my old age I find myself becoming ever more the grouchy hermit, and I am no longer able to hold onto the youthful, exuberant ideals embodied by your invitation to perpetual contact. No, cold and heartless as I am, I find myself subscribing to a more organic, Darwinian model of friendship, ie those that are worthy of persisting do so without the technological assistance of SNSX and its brethren, while the rest are more than welcome to settle into the warm ooze of my longterm memory.

In other words, Old Friend, whose memory I will always cherish, if we need SNSX to stay in touch, then, well, perhaps we shouldn’t.



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27 July 2008 Fine wine and pottery

So today we went to visit the Kamadas, old neighbors of ours whom I describe here. We usually go back and enjoy their company and incredible cooking every month or so, although tonight we went back for a special occasion. Their eldest son, Keisuke, turned 20, which is the age of majority in Japan, and to celebrate they opened a magnum of wine purchased about 10 years ago that was made in the same year as Keisuke was born.They invited us to come and enjoy it with them.

The wine itself, pictured below, was amazing. I have always enjoyed wine, but have never tasted the really nice stuff. Now I know what I’ve been missing. This 20-year Burgundy was easily better than anything else I’ve had. The only way I can describe it is that it was deep and complex without being heavy. It just went down incredibly smoothly, and if you wanted to pay attention to it you could, but it wasn’t overpowering. Now I can’t wait until their middle child turns 20 in a few years.

Some classy wine
Kamada-san with a cavorting Genbo and Zoe
Genbo in the canonical “elbow-grabbing” pose

I’ve been meaning to take some more pictures of Kamada-san’s work, and this time I remembered to bring my camera and ZF100/2 macro lens. I still can’t get over the fact that, of all the potters in this pottery-loving country, the single one (literally) whose work I love best just happened to live next to me, and be a really nice guy who likes to invite me over, play with my children, and get me drunk with great wine and food. His work is very hard to capture, though, because so much of it is glossy and reflects light. The different metallic crystals are so beautiful, though, and have a fractal beauty that draws you in. By this I mean that you can appreciate the beauty of the glass at any number of scales, and there is complexity and beauty at each one, from viewed afar to the tiniest detail.

Works by Kamada Koji (鎌田幸二)

A wealth of photographic opportunity
I love these delicate lavenders and pinks
VERY close up
Two sake thimbles side by side
A detail (100% crop)
Cold sake out of these cups tastes SO good…
Another detail
One more…


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17 July 2008 Don’t run for your train, or else

I’ve been loving my new iPhone so much that I find myself finding excuses to pick it up and stroke its sleek black loveliness, only to look up hours later and wonder where the time went. These photos are from its camera. And, as much as I love my little iPhone, my Fuji S5 and arsenal of lenses are certainly in no danger.

Genbo has a shinkansen (bullet train) ruler, on the back of which it says “Please don’t run for the train” in Japanese and English, because Japan is the most annoyling patronizing country in the history of the world, as if the hapless Japanese people need to be reminded constantly of every safety precaution imaginable lest they kill themselves accidentally (they’re already quite proficient at doing so on purpose).

In this case what they mean is, don’t run onto the train and thereby get caught in the doors. I explained what this meant to Genbo when he asked. It’s always hard to tell whether or not he understands my explanations. He often asks me to repeat myself many times, at the end of which he usually gets a blank look and says something like “Can I have some crackers now?”

Anyway, my iPhone camera came in really handy this time, when, an hour or so later, Genbo rolled this graphic depiction of what could happen to you over to me and said, “This is what happens when you run for the train, right?”

So, I’m now hopeful that at least not all of my painstaking explanations are for naught.

Genbo has clearly graped the dangers explained to him

(In a hilarious display of unintended irony, Genbo looked at the new Green Eggs and Ham book I bought him yesterday and, without cracking the cover, said “I don’t like this book.”)



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